Video Game Reviews: Kid Icarus Uprising

Kid Icarus has returned and damn it Nintendo did it in style!!! Yeah I know this review is late, but who cares! This is my blog and it's free you spoiled brat! The Kid hasn't starred in a game since 1991 on Gameboy. After years of dateless nerds begging for his return he back on the Nintendo 3DS! Kid Icarus Uprising feels like a re-imagining of the Classic 8-bit Nintendo (NES) and Game Boy game with a face lift.

If anyone has played the games of the past, Kid Icarus NES was no walk in the park! These game can be butt load of endless difficultly! Throwing the controller in to the TV difficult! It seems Uprising has lowered the challenge to get anyone to play it, not just the hardcore player which is a great move... The voice acting is a nice touch, reminds me so much of classic game such as Star Fox 64. Great graphics, surrealist game play and on the on rail shooting is a great twist from the arcade games of the past.

Now for the bad...(which is rare in a Nintendo made game) The camera is hard to focus, I hate spinning it around too see where I am going. Why couldn't it be a locked camera mainly cause it's a on rail shooter? Also I hate using the Styli to aim! It works and all but it's annoying in the way you have to hold it! Example, your playing your Nintendo 3DS on the train or the toilet, very hard to keep balanced forcing you to use your lap or other fingers... I know it comes with a stand, but are you really gonna bring that on the go? Not a big problem but still a issue.

Overall a great game, it's the game the fans have been waiting in their mom's basements for! I give it 4 out 5 Toes!

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Movie Review: Men In Black 3

Took them nearly 15 years, but it's finally here! Men in Black 3! I had a free pre-screening and have to say it is a solid 3rd movie. Good story, clever ideas. Will Smith gave it his all in the writing and it shows.

Men in Black 3 is not without it's down sides. First lack of Aliens. I barely saw any! The ones I did see were humanoid! I remember the first two films had Aliens up to your knees but never took away from the story. Did the movie producers think the movie may bomb due a giant gap between it's sequels and didn't want to blow the budget on special effects? Well the story in MIB 3 is strong enough the viewer may mentally over write this. Second, Tommy Lee Jones (himself) was barely in the movie! Is he getting up there age wise and couldn't do the film? At least a CGI body for stunts.

Overall good film, but if your looking for a massive alien battles, you may be disappointed...

I give this film 3 Toes out of 5!

The Simpsons: Moe's Tavern REAL???

Is Moe's Tavern real? Did I just walk into Springfield world of the Simpsons? Funny thing I was walking down the street minding someone else business till saw the Simpsons Tavern! Whoo! Did my dreams of being in Cartoon come true? Far from it! If your familiar with the 23 year show, that Moe's Tavern isn't the best place to drink, and the real mock up isn't far from it...Minus a passed out Barney Gumble....

I love how the owners even drew a altered Simpsons on the wall to avoid any copyright violation! The Thompsons (watch the show)?  But if you love the Simpsons or Nostalgia hop on over for a visit!

If Fox ever finds out there's gonna be a lawsuit so you better hurry! LOL! They even put copyrighted Moe as a logo! D'OH! Hopefully Fox sees it as a tribute or fan dedication and leaves it be... I met Matt Groening once, he loves this kinda stuff!

 Moe's Tavern
2937 N Milwaukee
Chicago, IL 60618

Spongebob fired?

I Love Sponge Bob but is that all Nickelodeon plays? They should just call it the Sponge Bob Channel and end it...

Zombies! You, it is what's for dinner...

Brains! If you don't have any your in luck, cause the world is in Zombie Mania! Or should I say poser mania! Why when I was younger, everything I liked was made fun of, example Zombies, now today it's excepted? Oh well, just proves my kind (the Nerd) won the war! Now with shows like the Walking Dead makes the average Joe Six tooth is into Zombies... I think it's great too see Monsters being loved by the world! But by the right fans that is....Posers!

Beavis and Butthead are REAL???

Beavis and Butthead are real! Well I knew that already, ever been to High School? They are everywhere! But I guess I was referring more this statues! I'm scared hold me! Uh huh huh huh....Hold!