Movie Review: Battleship or Battle-shit??

Just came from a free screening of Battleship, more like Battle-shit! What does Aliens, giant killer robot balls, 2nd clone Earth and Aliens that look like old anorexic men with spikey porcupine beards have to do with a toy from the 1960's or the Navy??? Plot: Peaceful day on lustful sex filled Earth, BAM! Aliens attack with no rhyme or reason! No they don't attack cities, or world leaders, they only attack the ocean where the battle-shits are....I'm so glad this eye cancer was free....

I give this movie 2 smelly toes down! Skip it!